James Parker
@panoparker
Creative Director. Comedy Writer. Netflix, Vice, Clickhole and some games
Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why? Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back. Parents: It's those pesky iPhones
the concept of knowing there is currently a labubu on karl marx's grave
Taken with the Chinese student letters at Marx’s grave. There are a few.
Glad he got to say goodbye what an icon RIP
BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne has died at 76 - PA
I'm no longer panicking at the disco instead I'm having an anxiety attack at my desk
sorry I can't talk right now let me call you back when I'm on a packed train
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
If you hear about a sloth going missing from london zoo no you didn’t

Not sure what is worse for them, getting caught cheating or getting caught at a Coldplay concert
Just got ID’d for the first time in years I’m gonna skip home with my four pack of stella
They are trying to replace Adam Sandler
This robot being tested in China runs frighteningly well 😬