Cedar You
@our_decay
Good night, ladies, good night, sweet ladies, good night, good night.
Yesterday at the height of my illness I had like 6 hours of fever dreams about logistics. No narrative. Just packages, mail, shipping containers, etc.
Put my wired headphones through the wash and they still work plus now they’re clean
Trump 1 was honestly so much funnier. Remember QAnon? Let's get those guys back
One day I hope to get into a fistfight with a grad student and say “historicize this” as I throw the first punch
What’s Wrong With Women? I keep looking at the floor when they speak to me, and yet none of them want to be my girlfriend.
I’d love to write one of those really long articles where’s it’s like “What’s Wrong With [Group]” and the subtext is that I’m clearly the problem
I’d love to write one of those really long articles where’s it’s like “What’s Wrong With [Group]” and the subtext is that I’m clearly the problem
I have to watch this video of Ayrton Senna driving an NSX around Suzuka wearing loafers and white socks every 6 months or so or I die
Social science protip: you can just draw a regression line through a scatterplot of noisy data and claim any correlation you want. No one’s gonna check!
Caring too much about IQ and using it as a synecdoche for a particular group who you want to insult is dumb. You’d have to be some sort of 85-115 IQ midwit to engage in such trivialities.
When I was younger everyone called smoking cigarettes “hacking darts.” Not so much anymore.
It’s a shame you can’t go to the sauna when you’re sick because that feels like when it would be most healing
Came down with a high fever this morning. Trying to think of tweets feels like Michael Jordan flu game