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"He should just goon. What's the point of this? That would be more honest."
reminded me of that @LandsharkRides xeet about how people often approach the Mom Call with too much gravity, when they should simply call her when they’re in a good mood and have a pleasant light-hearted chitchat on their way back from the gym or in between running errands
Mother sends me a voice note ranting abt something unimportant in an absurdly dramatic tone. Her reaction is so excessive that I start laughing. I don't bother listening to the entire thing and call her instead. She picks up, hears my laughter and immediately starts laughing too.
With each passing day I grow more anti-social, difficult, and overwhelmingly repulsed by, and repulsive to the global population.
Je passe près de la table de deux jeunes femmes jouant au scrabble en terrasse. Je jette un oeil sur le plateau de jeu. Une seule ligne de sept lettres : N-I-Q-U-A-N-T
I've lived my life in such a way that I have never been in a situation where I'd find myself at a karaoke. I've brought cheese to someone at the police station, jumped out of my Moroccan school building's window with a Chinese girl, killed a scorpion, but never been to karaoke.
everything will be fine once we'll have traced back every word to its root
told my father what Ikebana was and that I’m considering taking classes soon and watched his face drop when he realised it wasn’t a career move
I can finally order this and force a moid to read it at gunpoint so he can help me fix my metabolism
Nutrition for Women is now available on Amazon. a.co/d/imoFfko
a the park, reading and pausing every now and then to indulge in a bit of voyeurism with the comically obese italian man on the neighbouring bench (he keeps an eye on the couples lying on the grass, while I monitor the little kids playing with balloons situation)