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§ 1032. Onion weigher - An onion weigher is appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
the Carthaginians retreated to the Azores
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
It is time
When Hulk Hogan die I'm boiling every crawfish in the Gulf of Mexico
overcaffeinated, grinding my teeth, able to see through time
The Wizard of Oz turns 86 this year — and back in 1998, Rick Polito delivered the greatest one-line movie description ever in a TCM listing.
this is valid, except for heist stories about someone stealing a bunch of diamonds from a vault. that’s cool as hell
being someone who believes consuming true crime as entertainment is inherently unethical
you ever think about these guys from the losing my religion video

hillary clinton and barack obama should both be arrested and put on trial at the hague but probably not for the reasons they will be arrested for