sylvian

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dinner with my girlfriend but she’s been watching forrest gump behind me the entire time

my friends are in the basement playing war pigs during band practice aw

my moms alarm to pick us up from school was mama i’m coming home by ozzy i still think that shits funny

i’m not doing this today

our dog is trying to steal my girlfriend from me i shouldn’t have named her jolene dude

really fixated on jurassic park and pokemon lately i’m a little boy

can the hardcore bands in my basement quiet down i’m sleepy

was no one going to tell me

laying in bed watching band practices joyous

i’ve been laying in bed watching jayne mansfield movies i forgot about twitter

i consist on a diet of bagels and alani

cat named lil wayne who lives at the lesbian bar

my former situation once beat bruno mars at rock-paper-scissors, i think about that sometimes

guy who is meeting michael monroe in october (me)