kels 🧸

literally made the cutest baby in the whole world

not an unpopular opinion and not the point of this situation 💀

BREAKING: Donald Trump's name appears multiple times in Epstein’s files, per WSJ

This turning out to actually be true is actually kind of incredible?

BREAKING: DOJ has told Donald Trump his name is in the Epstein files, per WSJ

"i forgor" is in my top 3

73 year old Senator John Kennedy freezes mid-sentence on national TV.

We've been Beliebers since 2016! 🤩 @CleGuardians right-hander Shane Bieber looks sharp in his first @LCCaptains outing in eight years, fanning four over three innings (43 pitches).

touching grass

ever since I was pregnant and since postpartum, I’ve cut every single gatorade zero I’ve ever had with water and now when I taste a normal gatorade it is actually disgusting

Asked my girlfriend who Trisha Paytas was and she did this

your unemployed friend at 10 am on a tuesday

Not to be too dark woke or anything, but unironically, these people shouldn't be included in our society. They violated the social contract, and if every authoritarian died, the world would be better off. Bring back social ostracism. Exile them.

(she is not extremely against it ftr)

having to finish the drink i opened

why tf is he giving me the stink eye 🤨

teddy just bit my fingernail dead center and it hurt so bad that i did a tom and jerry scream

breakfast at grandma’s 🥺

Saturdays are for the boys

Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

gm :)