Joey Oberhoffner 🇨🇦 🇺🇦
@oberhoffner
“Bear Spray Guy”. Politico. Unelectable. Choir teacher. Dog Dad. Doting uncle. World-Class Hugger. INFJ. Agent of Change. Does not like the cobra chicken. tl;dr
Tune in next week for the Herald’s award-winning column: “Cancer Patients: Stop Looking So Gross and Bald!”
Christopher Dummitt: The drug-addict zombies are coming for your neighbourhood calgaryherald.com/opinion/the-dr…
Alternative Headline: BC Man requires wheelbarrow to carry around his giant, brass balls.
A British Columbia man suffered minor injuries after fending off a cougar attack by punching the animal in the face in the province’s northern Interior. calgary.citynews.ca/2025/07/27/man…
It’s the word you use when you think you’re being too clever to come off as racist. And you’re wrong if you think that.
What makes one an 'Old Stock Canadian'?
Idiots on SM dogwhistling to their echo chamber about how people can publicly worship Allah but not the Christian God, ignorant of the fact that a) the issue is about speech, not worship, and b) THEY’RE THE SAME GOD - The God of Abraham.
“Not Guilty” ≠ “Innocent”. It is entirely possible to not be convicted of a criminal charge and still be a total piece of garbage.
The biggest crowd pop of all time! Hulk Hogan "Hulks Up" at WrestleMania 18 vs The Rock. #RIPHulkHogan
This schmuck absolutely has a right to self-expression. And his potential concert venues absolutely have the right the decide whether they want to host a performer with his views. My local church doesn’t have to host satanic death metal concerts…
Parks Canada pulls plug on controversial MAGA musician’s concert in Halifax globalnews.ca/news/11299917/…
If you’re having a hard time finding a silver lining today, just close your eyes and think: In 90 days, Sean Chu will no longer be on #yyccc. Feels good, doesn’t it?
Love the little moment in #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds last week where Spock is trying to goad Sam Kirk into taking a swing at him, and the best he’s got is “you’re not as smart as your brother” and “nobody likes your moustache”.😆
Pierre Poilievre explaining to the residents of Battle River Crowfoot that he’s just like them
I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
Bill Goldberg didn’t get the storybook ending to his career that he felt he deserved, eh? Tell it to Bret Hart, big guy.
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