nazferatu 🍉

Timeline cleanse. This is my ah boy named Ah Kam. As you can see, he doesn't like being hugged.

This joke of a PM is trying to spin his RM100 voucher as kindness when all his taxes and policies are driving up the cost of living and strangling the rakyat. Tax on food, tax exemptions for the rich, privatizing KKM, pathetic minimum wage increase, investing in AI to cut jobs

because of the implication

they hired the Coldplay singer’s ex-wife lmao

There’s a guy on Instagram who started posting about his journey to getting legally euthanised in the Netherlands, so he started a “last supper project” where he goes to his followers’ homes to have supper with them before he dies. The date for him to be euthanised was 30 July.

I HAVE NO CHOICE. ‼️SUNDAY WILL BE THEIR LAST DAY. ‼️ I hutang RM 4,840 dengan boarding. Belum lagi hutang vet lagi🥹 @itsybitsymin @yemmeow @tattyhassan @ketengahketepi @Miyabellsoz @pelisahh @frdsh_ @goodmeowning__ @FiskaYenitaFK_ @meeayusri @abilsuhaimi @adibahhanun

Couldn’t sleep last night, bangun solat hajat & baca yasin mubin. I doa sesungguh hati pada Allah. After subuh terus gerak pi cari don. Lama i panggil dia. I harap Allah lapangkan jalan untuk don balik, i harap Allah bagi petunjuk & mudahkan urusan i mencari don.

Despite my age, I still feel like a teenager (still get fucking acne when I get my period)

Got a botched circumcision now my willy wonka

That running gag of some random dude in the background constantly getting screwed over by the main events of the story (Bonus points if he eventually gets some actual spotlight)

Hulk Hogan has died at 71 years old

My head of department posted in the group a Google form we can fill up if we have complaints, that will be discussed in the next department meeting ... but along with your name and title.

this like saying "Hitler was once a baby".

My slutty cat This is Margaret Scratcher. I came into my office and found her like this. I don’t even know where to begin or what kind of talk we need to have.