New York Porch Sports
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⚾️ Satire and parody of the New York media run by @YankeeLibrarian 🎭Featured on: the Today Show, Barstool Sports, MLB Network, WFAN, and Michael Kay Show.
The Today Show falling for the bunt ban 😂
BREAKING: MLB and MLBPA agree to ban on bunts in hopes of reaching younger audiences.
The Cam Schlittler / Paul Skenes debate will heat up any day now. Schlittler has been a revelation for these Yankees, stepping up for a rotation decimated by injuries. In his second start, he faced a formidable Blue Jays lineup, which has given this team and entire league fits…
Where would the Yankees be without Cody Bellinger? 3 hits and then this catch 😳 Thank you for your service, Cody Poteet!
The Yankees have been awful against division rivals. This isn't acceptable when you've had a 7 game lead at one point.
“Fans are gonna be mad, but I’m mad as hell Ant doesn't have two gold gloves. He should have three by the end of this year.” Aaron Boone on Yankees shortstop Anthony Volpe.
Defending Anthony Volpe when literal blue balls on Baseball Savant statistically represent his defense is insane. I’m rooting for him, but he’s been killing the Yankees outside of Saturday.
Rob Manfred admits to loving the Yankees. Despite him doing everything in his power to help them, like screwing the Astros, they still haven't capitalized.
“I grew up a Yankee fan. I always joke with Hal I’ll do anything to help them win.” Rob Manfred
Ryan McMahon fits the Yankees best, according to my good friend Cameron Maybin.
If Spencer Jones played for a small market team, averaging 11 fans a game with a $22 payroll, they’d be talking about him as one of the best prospects in baseball. 26 homers is absurd.
Once upon a time, a series in Atlanta turned the Yankees around. After having been swept by the Marlins, the Yanks dropped game one to the Braves. Things were looking lifeless for a Yankee team who was supposed to be different on paper. They were five games back, and with the…
Anthony Volpe’s defensive regression is the worst thing about his free fall. Even at his lowest, there was his glove. To go from a 14 OAA to a -3 is shockingly bad. Not sure how long the Yankees can stick with him at short, or what the options even are. I defended Volpe when…
Ke’Bryan Hayes would be a meh trade, but GREAT if you prefer a team made entirely of children of former Yankees. According to Jon Heyman, Hayes was linked to the Yanks a few weeks ago, but he’s more of a B-tier move. Third base has been such a black hole for so long that a guy…
Aaron Boone’s best move was having Joe Torre on his coaching staff for the All-Star Game. It will be hard to remove the stench of how the Yankees went down last October, but for a summer night, the team presence in the AL gave us Torre in God’s favorite uni one more time. This…
People were clamoring for Juan Soto, but maybe the NL needed less Mets and not more this year.
Jacob Misiorowski is throwing 98 MPH witchcraft sliders, but America would rather see a bunch of soft-tossing Philly mid who lucked into a low ERA for a bit. Let’s keep bringing these nasty young guns every year. I want a show in the All Star Game.
Aaron Judge is wearing Don Mattingly’s “Hit Man” suit jacket for the All-Star Game.
The Yankees will play extra home games if they face the Rays in October. I don’t care one single bit about the optics of the league. I only care about 28.
Everything Cal Raleigh does, Aaron Judge has done better tbh.
This picture has 13.2 WAR, according to Baseball Reference.