Nubbin00

Carrot cake can fuck right off.

only 151 more shopping days until Christmas

Weirdest part is, he doesn't even have a dog.

Are there any good movies coming out? The only one I know of that I really want to see is The Long Walk but that's not till September I think.

Son of a bitch. This one fucking hurts. I first heard Tom Lehrer on a Dr. Demento album I bought in high school and I was an instant fan. Pretty sure I downloaded all his albums on Napster and would just play them on repeat. I hate this.

Back to work, I GUESS.

Apple wood, macintosh to be exact.

You are the *cutest* of patooties! no, not you.

What's the bigger sign that you've made it as a singer? Weird Al doing a parody of your song or Kelly Clarkson doing a cover of your song?

He exploded.

We have top men working on it.

Now Cap and Superman wouldn't let a full scale bar fight break out and, let's face it, Superman was probably drinking milk anyway but, disregarding all that...who wins? DC has 2 Kryptonians but if Rogue could steal the powers from one of them then Marvel might have a chance.

Imma eat a shit ton of fries about it.

I should go out and cut the grass but it's hot and I don't wanna. Grass cutting is canceled due to heat advisory.

Last day of vacation. My last full day was the 9th, I worked a half-day on the 20th for a mandatory meeting but that's it. I never take 2 weeks off at once, I usually space my vacation out over the year but it's been nice. But I have to go back tomorrow and...I don't wanna.