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Just learned today that Strategy is actually short for Stratopadhyay.
Gauti in press conference - "This team wants to fight for the common man back home." Bhai tu thoda chill ho jaa. Hum logo ka itna bura haal bhi nai hua hai.
Folks, if you’re watching cricket on Hotstar, Ronth has just come out. It has a happier ending than whatever you’re watching now
Journalism of courage: Sorry, but we can’t find what you were looking for right now. 💯. No notes.
Please don't believe random rumours that Bits and Pieces died in grief following Lord's. We managed to survive. We will endure. We are here with Episode 172 ft @mohank @notytony @muralisatagopun @varunmurali43 youtu.be/V_w1sUAPjZs?fe…
We’re not saying the B&P Jinx is real, but it’s getting very very hard to argue against it 😭
India in tests after this tweet Lost 5th test vs Eng. Lost home test vs Aus Draw home test vs Aus Lost WTC finals Lost home test vs Eng Lost home test vs NZ Got whitewashed at home vs NZ Lost BGT after 1-0 Lost BGT after 8 years Lost 2-1 vs ENG *
Kids, don’t take up sport. Take up baking or something. Die at 60 really fat and happy.
Reputed production house is looking for an Assistant Screenwriter who can type Malayalam fast, knows the ropes of screenwriting software (Celtx, etc.), and doesn’t mind a few rewrites (or a few hundred). Patience is key. Payment is industry-standard and yes you get credit. DM.
When stokes got hit in the groin, he recovered quickly cause the balls were in nasser's mouth
"India need to be careful if Stokes suddenly goes into a different gear!" 📈
Say what you like about Crawley but he does give hope to a lot of young kids out there with multimillionaire fathers
We may have lost Norman Tebbit, but Zak Crawley reminds us of the fabled English resourcefulness & guile that saw us outsmart the Nazis at Normandy. If Churchill were alive today, he’d have asked "Who is the second person in my team?" because Zachary would have been the first.
Somewhere between “people pleaser” and “people? Please!” We all grew up.
Hello and welcome back to Bits and Pieces! Our episode 171 is now live with @notytony @peegeekay @prashantdptweet and @varunmurali43 Check it out youtu.be/xX6t3_IueS8
The potential energy in this tweet
Sam Konstas looked completely shattered after that dismissal. Walked off staring blankly into the distance, emotional even. Andrew McDonald immediately left his spot on the second floor balcony above the dressing room to potentially put an arm around the teenager #WIvAus
Started Googling for Fredrik Backman’s latest book. I typed in “My friends” and google immediately autocompleted it with “hot mom”. I didn’t buy the book.