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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · Jul 18

bleeehhhh 😛😛

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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · 23 h

“Just make pasta” literally my budget: Tomatoes (8.99) Basil (1.99) Ground pork (16.99) Vegan Garlic (6.99) Eggs (25.69) Flour in bulk (79.99) Salt Boulder (215.79) Pepper (I have this already) Pasta maker (439.99) 25 year old Wine for deglazing (589.99) Wheel of Parmesan (2,999)

mmegan@chismosavirus · Jul 23

eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.

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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · 19 h

TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before

ssexiest in the world@HossMatch · Jul 23

TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before

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nonstopteto🔻🔴🔻@nonstopteto · Jun 16

Look at me twin Im a dandelion

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No Context Shitposting@NoContextCrap · Jul 25

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joe @FireWaIkWithJoe · Jul 25

my favorite scene

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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · 18 h

TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before

ssexiest in the world@HossMatch · Jul 23

TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before

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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · 7 h

did you know, Starfruit are the only fruit named after a colour?

DDAILY OBJECT@dailyobject_ · Jul 24

DAILY OBJECT 984: STARFRUIT

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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · 7 h

TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before

ssexiest in the world@HossMatch · Jul 23

TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before

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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · 15 h

its worse on instagram cuz these niggas actually put effort

ssexiest in the world@HossMatch · Jul 23

TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before

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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · 9 h

he is like evil Gol. D Roger

Not My Pfp@notmypfp · 10 h

anything but getting a joh

�🇮🇪 Ema 🏳️‍🌈@Estrogen_Ext · 10 h

Meow

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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · 10 h

meowww

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Banana Sans🍌💀@PlatanoSans · 23 h

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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · 13 h

banger

Not My Pfp@notmypfp · 18 h

They gassing up potential mon again

SSlowHomie@AndyBakesYT · Jul 25

252 Atk Adaptability Mega Beedrill Poison Jab vs. 100 HP / 60 Def Flutter Mane: 146-174 (102 - 121.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO Outspeed and gets the KO? Mega Beedrill stocks?! 📈💸🐝

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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · Jul 25

TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before

ssexiest in the world@HossMatch · Jul 23

TikTok genuinely be producing one of a kind sentences that the world has never seen before

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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · Jul 24

i could see myself becoming a wrestling fan if it's really as funny as the gifs make it seem

NNeb | 🏳️‍🌈@NebsGoodTakes · Jul 24

vince tomorrow

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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · 14 h

Garden Warfare 3 is just never happening.

NNintendo Everything@NinEverything · Jul 25

Plants vs. Zombies Reloaded, previously rumored for Nintendo Switch, is apparently launching in October nintendoeverything.com/nintendo-switc…

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lesbian rhett and link@LesbianRhetLink · Jul 25

The UK right now:

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Not My Pfp@notmypfp · 14 h

lets be so fr supermans just doing funny shit, Goku is like actually trying to embarrass you as much as possible.

PPump Daddy K@KoninjaX · Jul 25

We gotta have a conversation of who’s more disrespectful Superman when he fights someone who can actually take more then 1 hit Or Goku when he knows for a fact he’s stronger then you