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NEW VIDEO OUT NOW WHERE I OPEN HORRIBLE MAIL

I’m recording a video with @meatcanyon where we judge your worst sins. Send in your anonymous sin confessions to (408) 676 7620 and we’ll judge you. (THE FUNNIER/WEIRDER THE BETTER)

ozzy osbourne just died and immediately got reincarnated as trisha paytas’ son named Aquaman bro id be so fucking pissed if I was him

im at a bar drunk as shit and thank u next just came on I feel like im ovulating on some real shit #vagina

callin nothinbutlag ‘nbl’ cause we’re close like that

let a dog cross the road instead of running over it in my car today

Just saw Superman while my wife was on a date with her yoga trainer! I even wore a diaper so I wouldn’t need to leave my seat. SO MUCH WIN!! THANK YOU JAMES GUNN!!! #Superman

Are you a human in possession of a vehicle? Then you should submit it. Are you a human not in possession of a vehicle? Then submit one anyway I guess we have no way to know if it’s yours

Tomorrow I’m doing a stream w/ @CaptainSparklez where we review your cars. If you want to join, send me a photo of your car interior & exterior below ⬇️ (Make sure you censor your license plate)

Peter taught me to lead 💖 Joe taught me to be brave 💪 Cleveland taught me to think 💭 Quagmire taught me to laugh 😂 Meg is ugly Like and share if you are a family guy 💕✨

(serious post) normally im cool with meeting fans but this guy was so fucking odd. i love taking photos, but please try to be normal when we’re together. incredibly strange & uncomfortable interaction.

ok so I was practicing my fire spells in the street and my neighbor walked outside. how fucked am I

wishing a happy 54th birthday to my very good friend, @jacksfilms !

What am I Supposed to Say .

I’m gonna be harsh, people shouldn’t be giving him too much credit because it shows that he did lack of research or didn’t care about how this would hurt artists and the environment. This should have been his first idea. All he saw was dollar signs cause it was a paid service.

how do u cook a child in ur womb for nine whole months just to name that bitch Herbert

baby’s first devil thumbnail ✅

BREAKING: TMZ is reporting that liberal soyboy “The Devil” bumped into Jesus (Son of God/Messiah) on Hollywood Boulevard.. watch him get completely OWNED in this footage 🤣🤣🤣