B Les
@nomufftootuff
25 | racism, sexism, homophobia and many more terrible things! now including alcoholism
“Mom can I sleepover at my friends house?” “I don’t know go ask your dad” Your dad:
This girl I liked told me not to shave my mustache/goatee so I shaved my them and she stopped talking to me
I keep a mental list of who I won’t leave the house for and it grows every week
Just worked 11 hours and I’m pissed off I swear to Jesus if my wife fucks up dinner tonight…
How the fuck are you managing a project you know about nothing about?
Project managers, engineers and male baristas I fuckin hate em all
A project manager pissed me off so fuckin bad today it gave me gas
They on the Tea app saying im gay, slightly off putting and smell funny :(
me wit my li horizontal sht 🙂↕️
when her belly button horizontal that mean that lil shit homegrown fr
My life is basically a “it’s leaking oil because it has oil and once it stops leaking oil I’ll do something about it” type situation
I was literally just thinking this
when her belly button horizontal that mean that lil shit homegrown fr
