daily tbatb out of context!

#TRIXIE: you’re pregnant.

#KATYA: i took a gentleman in there #KATYA: and we FUCKED IN THE WATER!

#KATYA: rule two, you gotta finger this slit!

#KATYA: taylor swift is a dyke

#KATYA: thank you, mold #KATYA: i love you, mold

#TRIXIE: if you’re not high, and you’re not fucking… #TRIXIE: DND is all there is

#TRIXIE: my mama told me that i was gay!

#KATYA: [talking about pokémon] does it ever get slutty or sexy??

#TRIXIE: that’s my issue with lesbian programming #TRIXIE: there’s never two butches at the same time #TRIXIE: that’s unrealistic

#TRIXIE: maybe i’m a bad lesbian

#KATYA: have you seen bosco? #TRIXIE: with the breasts?

#TRIXIE: i love nuts! #KATYA: i know, i’ve seen your search history #TRIXIE: NO, you little idiot!

#TRIXIE: katiebug

#TRIXIE: PHOEBE #TRIXIE: WALLER #TRIXIE: BRIDGE ??? #TRIXIE: pick a name, ho….

#TRIXIE: Miss McCook…. #TRIXIE: NOT YOU!!

#TRIXIE: katie and i

#TRIXIE: you should take a women’s self defense course! #TRIXIE: where you stomp the foot and say I DONT KNOW YOU!! #KATYA: yes and i’ll go in a hard front wig, no makeup, and if anybody misgenders me ill CRY

#TRIXIE: if the woman is holding the gun… #TRIXIE: am i red state?

#KATYA: will you stop yelling at me i feel very vulnerable

#KATYA: i thought drip was like- a fierce outfit #KATYA: drippy lockstocking