Noah Spaulding
@noahspaulding
COO @eco. Former lawyer. Crypto since 2014. Previously @circle / @hometap / @goodwinlaw.
His friend could have just used @eco and done this in <30 seconds for a fee of $0.0035 (no separate gas token required). portal.eco.com
> be me, trying to onboard friend into crypto > friend has USDC on polygon, wants to move it to base > tries bridging, hits confirm > needs matic for gas > tries swapping usdc to matic, needs matic again > funds stuck on polygon > finally sends matic from cex, bridges to base >…
Me when I realize that I can insta-launch a token from within Rainbow while sitting in a doctor's office waiting room.
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Gabe "not checking" all weekend:
I actually didn't check ETH price all weekend, I assumed we'd see a dip just checked lmao lol, we're so back 😍 and still more catching up to do . . .
Vision - Seamless, private, disintermediated, global finance. Reality - Use Coinbase to send USDC on Zipchain, then airdrop farm by using Moonpath to bridge to Gorbagana, connect to a Swiss VPN to mint NFT that you stake to get vPoints which can be used as collateral on ZonkPerp
big if true
Bitcoin up 7% Ethereum up 8% Hat yield up 300%
I was once named to the Forty Under 40 by the Electronic Transactions Association and I've been chasing that high ever since.
i really wanna be forbes 30u30 but i also don't want to go to jail
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The person at @RobinhoodApp that made their crypto transfer bonus uncapped is sweating bullets right now.
The Daily: Two dormant Bitcoin wallets wake after 14 years to move over $2 billion in BTC, House GOP declares ‘Crypto Week,’ and more theblock.co/post/361097/th…
A company at the intersection of stablecoins and AI without it being a grift? And they raised from Lightspeed instead of Fartcoin Capital? Bullish @radiustech_xyz.
1/x In a day of announcements for the @circle mafia - @radiustech_xyz is excited to announce one more. We're excited to announce our Seed Round led by @lightspeedvp 🧵
Eco adding chains faster than Mr. T. I pity the fool that isn't using Eco to move stables.
Eco Routes is now live on @Unichain! Now, any Unichain app can integrate Eco and instantly accept stablecoin payments from six major blockchains. eco.com/blog/eco-is-li…
"We need something simple and straightforward to introduce @eco's Crowd Liquidity to the world." @BobbyThakkar:
The Department of Agriculture is now live Buy the hat. Tap weekly. Harvest rewards.
Megachurch pastors reading this tweet.
Christ has died Christ has risen Christ will coin again
Listening to podcast guests chuckle and say "The left used to have a Joe Rogan, his name was...Joe Rogan!" until the heat death of the universe.
Eating a breakfast sandwich called a "Grilled Crack" and nodding.
health is the ultimate non-fungible asset.
Looking at tech unicorns and knowing that by signing as Sole Incorporator of their Delaware entity, I was their creator, and - for a brief moment - their master. (cc: @ItsMattsLaw)
