Night in the Woods Quote Bot

My dad used to hit me a lot and my mom was probably worse. She like wouldn’t feed me, which is why I really like cooking now haha. She’d like shove me into the pantry and slam the door really hard and all the stuff would fall off the shelves on top of me.

I forget that we live in separate realities.

My life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance while I stay in the same place.

Got cups on my ears.

Oh no dude, that’s a phobia.

Is that an arm?

You’re gonna be okay.

I don’t know if I do moderation well.

I mean, you’ve already been gone and you’ve been gone at least once since you got back.

It’s too bad you didn’t die on the way here.

You can’t take a woman’s husband just because he’s dead!

Are we still apologizing? Can we be past that part?

You’re gonna be okay.

Question: Can I go kick all of their asses? Like I’ve got experience. I can eff some shit up.

Getting out makes me feel better.

Cuz when someone does all that stuff to you it can like make you do some bad things to yourself.

Pierogi waster!

Let’s go home.

I get spooked when I’m here by my lonesome.

I am gonna *$%ing %*$**$% you!!! 'Yeesh.'