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Our extra merch from the Pure Elegance Tour is NOW ON OUR STORE!! Quantities are limited, so be sure to check it out. It may be your last chance to actualize your most opulent self!!!

Something elegant is happening for our paid AND free patrons 👀👀👀👀👀

Whoa @RealAskANinja is back?!! And they made a video WITHOUT Ninja Brian???

Now that’s jazz!!!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️

We’re still reeling over the Pure Elegance Tour, thank you all for making it SO AMAZING!!!! We can’t wait to see you all again 👀

Won’t you join us in mastering some strokes? Find us on our ~other~ page.

We can’t believe we’re 28 shows fancier. YOU ALL made the Pure Elegance Tour the time of our lives — THANK YOU!!

Vancouver, are you ready to get elegant with us ONE LAST TIME?????

Seattle you were SO CLASSY!!!! Now on to our FINAL show of the Pure Elegance Tour!!

Ninja Brian is eleven espressos deep and climbing the space needle but by tonight we’ll be READY TO GET GRANDIOSE SEATTLE!!!!!

PORTLAND we’re ready to get WEIRD and also POSH AND RITZY!!!!!

San Francisco you were ✨GOLDEN✨!!!!!

LOS ANGELES KNOWS LUXURY!!! The swanky citizens of San Francisco, GET READY!

See you TONIGHT, city of sumptuous angels!!!!!!

Phoenix we had SUCH A SERENDIPITOUS TIME!!!!!

✨QUITE IMPORTANT✨

Phoenix, is it hot here or is it JUST US GETTING READY TO GET TASTEFUL WITH YOU TONIGHT???

Denver you were SUPERB!!!!

We’re a mile high and READY TO ROCK, DENVER!!!!!

What an INCREDIBLY tasteful and swanky night, Austin!!!!!!