Nick Goff
@nickgoff79
What sort of thing is happening here?
Open mail. Bloody speeding ticket. "I told you you drive too fast. And with the kids in the car too. It's dangerous. let this be a lesson to you." Checks date of offence and who was driving. Wasn't me was it. There really is no sweeter feeling. I'm just going to smile all day.
On a train with Spurs fans going to Reading and racegoers going to Newbury. Which group is talking the most bollocks? Photo.
This is where racing risks losing me & many others. Argue all sports warrant a different rate to casino & we’re all with you. No one except (tellingly) bookmakers/their employees ever argue against this. But a lower rate than other sports is silly & would be bad for racing anyway

Stat @JasonJ1987 just sent me: Since promotion Wolves have played 19 Premier League fixtures in August, equivalent to half a season, and have won just one of them. Impossible not to believe, for whatever reason, others are consistently better prepared for the start of the season
There is no shortage of things to blame the last government, and this one, for. This Afghan situation doesn't appear to really be the fault of either, but it won't stop those who hate Tories blaming the Tories and those who hate Labour blaming Labour, because that's Britain now.
Overall I’m delighted I traded that tournament. We need more EUR v SA club contests, they were great. The African teams, especially Mamelodi, were a huge success. Yes, there was one very moody game. Plenty of groups are empowered to investigate these things so we’re in safe hands
Thinking I might get into Lords on day five for £20 goes right up to the top of this list by the look of it
Quite a lot has happened in the past 12mths to make me realise how unbelievably stupid and naive I can be in some situations…. but none more so than playing the best snooker I’ve ever played my life in a match against the club chairman to get handicapped.
What a wind up this is: ‘Yeah sit on this lads, it’s a tradition here’ Tons of Indonesian kids there pissing themselves laughing. Another bunch of silly westerners we’ve made fall for that one.
SCENES IN INDONESIA: Oxford Utd boss Gary Rowett receives traditional welcome at press conference. #oufc
Agent leaks release clause number to Spurs. Not really allowed but qu tie obviously happens every time. So on the one hand all pretty normal and unsurprising. On the other, we did try to tell them what he’s like.
Michael Bridge explains why Morgan Gibbs-White's proposed move to Tottenham Hotspur is on hold 😯⚪️
Best song in cricket deserves an outing tonight
From 10/4, to winning by 12 runs, it was never in doubt was it? 😉🌊
This is happening, but naturally rather than some calculated plan. Frank walks, Brentford key players are available. Forest overachieve, MGW release clause. Cunha release clause. They naturally become available rather than some conscious ‘we need to bring down the rising middle’.
By way of recruitment strategies in the prem this summer, seems like the top dogs are trying to cut off the competitive edge from what the rest of the league demonstrated last season.
How on earth have they allowed him to have a £60m release clause when after add-ons he cost £42.5m in the first place? That’s the sort of shit Wolves would do.
Tottenham are ready to trigger a £60m release clause to sign Forest and England midfielder Morgan Gibbs-White. Talks accelerating between the two clubs #thfc #nffc telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/…
Remember when Jota did this? Ain’t ever gonna be this good again is it
It's been 1 year since Diogo Jota scored an 11-minute hat-trick! 👏👏👏 ⏰5⃣6⃣🔁 ⏰5⃣8⃣⚽️ ⏰6⃣3⃣⚽️ ⏰6⃣9⃣⚽️ #OTD | #UEL
Remember when Jota did this? Ain’t ever gonna be this good again is it
Remember when Jota did this? Ain’t ever gonna be this good again is it
‘The players won’t care about winning it’ will go down as the worst Club World Cup take ever.