Nick Hutchins
@nicholasrhutch
comms guy / silly but smart / "the original tweeter" -Washingtonian / impatient Tennessee fan. 🎾🏳️🌈
One of the lowest vibrational products I’ve ever laid eyes on. I get chills thinking about popping the tab while holding its bulbous form

"biohacking" is just a modern rebrand of eating disorders
what’s an opinion that will have you like this?
Just my opinion, but this story doesn’t feel done. Media outlets have learned from Signal-gate and are releasing less material at first, anticipating disbelief. Trump supporters are clamoring in the replies for photos of the card; I’d be willing to bet it’ll be released soon
Oh so it’s *bad* bad.
The focus on AI-led online shopping that this agent promises is so deeply Silicon Valley-brained. They don’t want to shop because they have no sense of personal style. It’s another example of how AI progress is shaped by its founders, and its founders are weirdos.
BREAKING: OpenAI has launched ChatGPT agent, an AI bot for automating tasks like online shopping, creating spreadsheets, and PowerPoint presentation
NEW: Alex Grace claims to be having an affair with #txlege Republican and says he’s been funding abortion. He is part of the cruel gang that turned bounty hunters on women. They are still trying to pass an INSANE abortion ban this special that would harass women OUTSIDE of Texas
This is sooo crazy! Unrelated, but have you guys seen this 1999 Rolling Stone cover about notorious ladies’ man, Ricky Martin?? Watch out for your wives!
Pedro Pascal and married co-star Vanessa Kirby on their Fantastic Four press tour 👀
It felt so good to bite these as a kid
Pokémon bouncy balls (1998)
Okay, wrap it up! 24 hours is enough! Don’t need to see new angles that remind us of the ever-present surveillance state!
TMZ releases footage of Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and HR chief Kristin Cabot allegedly kissing at Coldplay’s concert.
SEC fraternity alumni when they turn 27
we (yes WE) are ALL rocking the millard fillmore hairstyle this summer
The richest man in the world edited the code of his own public-facing AI agent and it immediately started calling itself MechaHitler… this is merely a B plot on a regular Tuesday in 2025
I love how when someone says “ooh, I love those” about a firework, we all know exactly which one they’re talking about
1000 years ago, this would’ve sent an entire country into a cataclysmic crisis of faith
im out on a walk and GUYS LOOK 😭😭😭
Pretty clear which Democrats are considering running for president in 2028 based on whether or not their commentary on the Big Beautiful Bill mentions potential opponent JD Vance



