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they brought in de paul right after suspending Messi 😭😭 prayers to the mls teams
🔐🇺🇸 Rodrigo de Paul has just signed his Inter Miami contract. Official statement next.
Messi fans mute and block this guy. He’s a fkn journalist engagement farming
💣 Well I will be damned… MLS grabs its cajones and upholds its one-game suspension of Lionel Messi and Jordi Alba for missing the MLS All Star Game. Messi and Alba are OUT for tomorrow’s home game vs FC Cincinnati. #InterMiamiCF #Messi𓃵
Being suspended for not participating in an exhibition game is lame no matter who the player is. Very corny.
ngga he can’t even fill out a stadium 😭😭
⚠️ Still believe Ronaldo signing is the greatest thing that ever happened to the Saudi Pro League! Messi’s a great player, no doubt — but when it comes to promoting your league? He’s not that guy. MLS gave him one of the highest honors in the U.S. and he skipped it. Now he’s…
doesn’t this ngga also have 5 IFFHS Best playmaker awards? 😭😭
In Europe's top 5 leagues: Goals: 496 — Messi 495 — Ronaldo Non-penalty goals: 436 — Messi 397 — Ronaldo Minutes per goal: 95 — Messi 103 — Ronaldo Goals per 90: 0.95 — Messi 0.87 — Ronaldo Messi has played 48 fewer matches (4,000 minutes).
🇺🇸MLS — Penalties awarded (2024+2025) Colorado: 24 Nashville: 17 New York Red Bulls: 17 Los Angeles: 16 Seattle: 12 New York City: 11 LA Galaxy: 11 Dallas: 9 St. Louis: 9 Minnesota: 9 Orlando: 9 Chicago: 9 Atlanta: 9 Columbus: 9 Austin: 8 Philadelphia: 8 . . . . . Inter Miami: 1
Messi makes no sense. Everyone from kids, to adults to professional players and managers praise him nonstop calling him the goat, his countrymen literally worship him and yet despite all this he stays quiet and never brags?? How tf do u do that? 😭
Here. We. Go. @NewYorkRedBulls x @InterMiamiCF 📺 #MLSSeasonPass: apple.co/44C4pkf
Doing this as a playmaker is genuinely insane 😭 He’s deadass expected to do the job of 3 players as one lol. No other player ever is held to such standards
🚨Non-penalty goals: 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi — 764 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo — 763 Messi has played 167 less games.
Goals, assists, dribbling, playmaking, career trophies, individual achievements, 95% of professional players and managers, some even being ex associated of Ronaldo, literally all say and point to Messi being the GOAT. Why do Ronaldo fans think there’s a debate?
𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥𝐬: 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi: 7️⃣6️⃣4️⃣ 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: 7️⃣6️⃣3️⃣ Messi did it all with 167 fewer matches. 𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝑴𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 😮💨
He’s deadass the greatest goal scorer to ever touch a football but because he’s already considered the goat, ppl just give the goal scorer title to the other guy out of sympathy 😭😭
The most non-penalty goals in football history: 1 - Lionel Messi: 764 2 - Cristiano Ronaldo: 763 Simply the best.
Lowkey embarrassing for poachers like Cristiano or Gerd Muller when Messi literally chills at DM for 90% of the game and is still a superior goal scorer lol
All time non-penalty goals: 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi — 764 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo — 763 Messi has MORE goals despite playing 167 less games. 🤯
will never fail to make me laugh that ronaldo fans made their whole gimmick that ronaldo has the most goals ever and YET Messi beats him to it despite 200 less games, most one sided ‘rivalry’ ever man
All time non-penalty goals: 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi — 764 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo — 763 Messi has MORE goals despite playing 167 less games. 🤯