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Team no-nog absolutionist Team pineapple on pizza people's popular front Team Pilot G2 (1MM) pen is superior enjoyer Team blue cheese, but ranch is good too.
Wife and I were camping with the kids in a popup probably 15 or so years ago; I think we were in the smokies...not far from a river. The park operator came around and warned everyone about flash flood potential. We didn't react, nobody reacted. No flash flood materialized.…
Svengoolie yes. Gwengoolie, also yes. The other two bit characters, hard no.
Yesterday afternoon was the first time in a couple of weeks of listening that NPR had the local weather. The local affiliate is in the same town as me. They said, and I quote, the lows will be in the 60s and the highs in the 80s for the rest of the week. Their transmit power…
you can't possibly be serious. you couldn't find anyone else? nobody at all?
B is for Brickyard, and C is for Cookie 🍪 @SesameStreet’s @MeCookieMonster will serve as the Grand Marshal for the #Brickyard400!
So everyone just got an email that one of the bathroom toilets was clogged and instead of telling anyone, they just shut off the water and drew a 'somebody else's problem' field around it. Everyone here is ostensively an adult. It's within my purview to review the hallway…
I don't think the old man understands that nobody actually gives a shit about Epstein. I could care less if he did himself or someone did it for him. He's dead and I think that's a decent place for him to be. Would I have liked everything to come out in court? Sure. We care…
no idea why twitter thinks i wanted justin bieber on my feed.
Wifes, do you know the reason Husband really do this?
So there's no way X didn't make their "digital assistant" without knowing there's a market for it, right? Is this place just a weeb shithole and I didn't notice it? Maybe weeb isn't the right word for this, maybe it's incel, I dunno. When they said they wanted it to be the…
replying from behind a block is weak as fuck @AaronGogley ever heard of agreed/stated value? guess not. i've got a 5 car policy right now with that AND the values adjust UP for inflation. you really don't know very much about insurance; you're probably heavily over-insured.…
Everyone’s effort on titty Tuesday and humpday was severely lacking this week. This is constructive feedback.
I heard that you gotta buy a guy and go train with him; and by train I mean, we'll drink some beers. Well, start bidding folks. I am taking a limited number of engagements this year. Thanks @HardPass4 for the business.
So, what precisely was Jeffrey in jail for when he didn't kill himself?
It's really dumb to shove everything into one bill. All you do is guarantee pissing everyone off.
Did I wait too long to change the oil in the old powersmoke? Nah it’s fine, you don’t have to worry about it not being fine.
I watched tropic thunder against this morning while waiting on some things. What do now?
Kojima is a strange dude but he tells a hell of a story.