Jazz 🦇
@myfunnyup
When you say something sensible on here and you start getting called a pick me be so funny.
Scarlett can only ever be the black widow. Which is crazy cause she’s an amazing actress but every character she plays is Natasha on a side quest.
The MCU might have shitty movies but they don’t have shitty casting. They’ve hit on so many i can’t think of a miss!
When the family is talking about you at the function but you realize you're older now and can say what you want
Doing that in a stand your ground state is a choice
Law enforcement in Florida warns of extremely dangerous "Door Kick Challenge" where teens kick at doors while firing airsoft guns "This could end in tragedy."
Anytime I see any reference to the four horsemen I think about how my uncle stormed out the movie and demanded a refund with 30mins left of the movie cause they said “fuck” too much for his liking.
I had a nigga tell me he knew I was too expensive for him so he thanks me for posting where he can see.
I got a “what it smell like” the other day. No emojis. No punctuation. Bro just needed to know.
It’s getting out of hand.
Niggas legit do not care if you’re crazy either. They like that shit.
I really hate when niggas get to actin like bitches. It really makes me sick to my stomach.