Murdoc Niccals
@murdocniccals
Bassist of @gorillaz
LIVE NOW 👉 gorill.az/murdoclistenin…
🚨IT'S ABOUT TO BEGIN 🚨 Form an orderly queue for @murdocniccals with your questions ready 👉 gorill.az/murdoclistenin… (dress code: pink)
What’s that, Murdoc? You’ve written us all a bloody LOVELY LETTER full of holiday cheer and that? Yeah. So I hope you appreciate me. More than Noodle, anyway. Gave her a crate of my fragrance Essence of Murdoc for xmas (got loads left btw) – she didn’t even thank me! Some people.

It's that day of the year again when everyone paints themselves to look like ME. I'm touched! Happy St Patrick’s Day all🍀x

Awake, my legions of followers! Your Great Leader needs you. Yes, even YOU! Our miraculous album Cracker Island is a gorilla’s whisker away from the top of the charts. Help us reach the promised land (buy it, basically) and eternal bliss shall be yours! Plus an album!
His Holiness the Great Leader M Niccals (that’s me) requests your presence at my YouTube Live stream today at 5pm! Lend me your ears for a play through of Cracker Island and a Q&A at the end. Click here to get involved gorill.az/murdoclistenin…. Praise be to Cracker Island!
I Interviewed Gorillaz Bassist Murdoc youtu.be/W9pYDR5MIQw
Get ready for Murdoc Niccals, live and uncensored for the Cracker Island listening party. Only 24 hours to go! Set your reminderz now! 📺 gorill.az/murdoclistenin…
Raise the alarm 🚨 Murdoc Niccals is returning to live broadcast! Join him live on @youtube for the Cracker Island listening party on Wednesday March 1. Set your reminderz now! ⏰ gorill.az/murdoclistenin…
Today's the day my lambs, the final showdown, the rupture to end all ruptures... If all goes well and it doesn't end in my horrible but heroic demise, join me online afterwards for a live debrief. Praise be to Murdoc!
It’s official. Silent Running video premieres Feb 8 Set your reminderz now gorill.az/silentrunningv…
Devastating news re the launch of my celebrity fragrance. Essence of Murdoc has been RECALLED and is NOT on sale just yet, due to (isolated) incidents of (very minor) skin shedding. Weird cos I tested it on 2D and he seemed normal. #essenceofmurdoc

Psssst, 2D and @murdocniccals are logged in and talking in the new @discord server... meet you in the broom cupboard 🧹 Join them now: discord.gg/gorillaz
Hark! Is that a ... Christmas gift guide? Certainly 'tis! Murdoc’s top 3 gifts (in reverse order): 3. socks 2. satsumas. And at no. 1, Essence of Murdoc, my new signature scent. Timeless. Vivacious. Sacrilegious. Smells bloody lovely too. #essenceofmurdoc

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⚠️ MASTERCLASS ABOUT TO BEGIN ⚠️ Join @murdocniccals now: gorill.az/murdocmastercl…
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You are cordially invited to join Murdoc Niccals LIVE for a @SmirnoffEurope cocktail masterclass on November 24th. 6pm GMT 🍸 gorill.az/murdocmastercl… Please do not forward to those who are under the legal purchase age for alcohol. #smirnoffxgorillaz
M Niccals (me) and @Smirnoffeurope request your presence at my LIVE COCKTAIL MASTERCLASS this Thursday!! Learn from the master (also me) as I expertly mix my signature Vodka Murdini live on air. Wanna follow along at home? Here's what you'll need: thebar.com/en-gb/recipes/… #18
Just heard that voting ends TONIGHT for the MTV EMAs – suppose I better figure out who to thank in my speech if Gorillaz win. His Majesty the King, for starters. Then thanks to the fans for voting. But mostly, thanks to me for creating Gorillaz. mtvema.com/en-gb/vote/bes…

Ahhhh. Bliss. I'm currently anointing myself in the sacred pool here at Silver Lake. Essentially it’s a hot tub filled with tap water (that I personally blessed), a secret blend of herbs, cheeses, and a half dozen bottles of Rasputin vodka. Maybe I should bottle this stuff?
The truth is out there, hidden among the pixels... Well that's what Russ reckons. Says if he stares at static long enough he'll find all the answers. Drummers, eh?