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GUYS IM NOT FUCKING JOKING. I SAW RICHARD KIND AFTER STAGEDOOR AND HE SAID THAT HE REALLY WANTS ME TO MEET MULANEY AND TO MEET HIM AT STAGEDOOR BEFORE THE SHOW. AND FUCKIGNGNJSHFBDBF

guys i have the best girlfriend ever btw

i think in order to be truly fashionable u have to be ok with not having ur body’s silhouette on display at all times

being someone who believes consuming true crime as entertainment is inherently unethical

i had a dream that seth meyers was a minecraft youtuber

guys look at my nails

im not allowed to listen limp bizkit bc it makes me want to be a boy

i believe it

i think im allergic to running bc why am i snotty after running

i used to be the first person and then the doctors said "lol sorry we cant do anything" so now i'm the second

just SPRINTED to penn station while listening to bulls in the bronx and it felt very fitting

i love my gaucho vinyl i be hearing new things every time

i want taco bell but i really don't want to walk 10 blocks to get it

for a perfectly functioning laptop from 2020 i can get Four dollars

i miss the lady gaga oreos every day

why does john mulaney always come out to bad decisions by the strokes. buddy we know you've been making bad decisions there's a whole netflix special about it

someone had too many sugar free redbulls