🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾
@muffinlab
sweet little honey 🍯 not like other viziers
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going absolutely ape shit in my Lord's wheat fields
trying it again on this
me: [zooming up on my dirtbike, skidding to a stop, peppering your face and body with gravel] nice outfit loser, do u think i could buy u an ice cream? you: [bleeding a little from yr ear and near yr left eyebrow] no
*center of attention at a party* ah and this next little number I learned during my years of hermitage at the Corduroy Monestary [I knit a pair of pants so delicate the women in the room all begin to weep]
Babe wake up, they rediscovered emptiness again.
the state of north carolina has banned all the looney tunes where bugs dresses up like a beautiful woman as well as the one where daffy unzips his skin
making plans w a new friend: friend: come over its just me and the kids! me: are they little rascals or of the corn friend: haha they're regular kids! i go over they're of the corn 😳
[modestly levitating 7 centimetres above my futon] it was over when we pivoted to video
if u have to ask
what emotion is this even supposed to be