Roo ☁️

Swapped one of this old lady’s bingo cards w mine when she wasn’t looking and just won $375……

Pedro Pascal and married co-star Vanessa Kirby on their Fantastic Four press tour 👀

Just finding out my mortgage company pays my property taxes how sweet 🫶

Ace just dropped a freestyle and throwing shots at some islanders wait 😭

And the propaganda will never work on me

Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset

I have parcopresis.

I’m on the phone I’m on the phone

Song of the summer incoming

me trying to convince beyoncé i hear rock elements in all night so she can perform it on act3 tour

#NEEDTHAT

Girl really?? @yunglean

.@mspiggyhairgif: “😐😑😐”

Me discovering what parents are

Hmm maybe a firm handshake

Whoever produced this timeless classic needs their ass ate from the front

Your oculus sinister:

Just learned from my contacts prescription that OD stands for Oculus Dexter (right eye) and OS stands for Oculus Sinister (left eye)

this man is always manspreading on tv

Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?

The stance and this outfit on him is sending me so bad…