marc

“Grok is this true”

Regina George

John Proctor is the Villain:

it happened to me: i didn’t buy snacks so that i wouldn’t have snacks in the house and now i don’t have snacks in the house

this genuinely altered my view on pizza and i've been chasing an unrealistic expectation ever since.

you’re laughing. paparazzi photos are ruining the surprises of the devil wears prada 2 and you’re laughing

Name something that’s forever funny no matter how many times it’s repeated.

watch your tone when you speak to me. i been pre-selected for credit card offers you never even heard of

Pedro and Vanessa

you still don’t get it do you

to gaf is human. to dgaf is divine

retweeting shitty photos of Miranda Priestly… wake up six

"this surprising speed" it's 38 mph

Before social media what did people do to get attention???

I could lift July 11 too btw

what i want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet

Thinking devious things for Superman 2

it’s… a Las Culturistas Culture Award…