Bee

“I stay up protecting the city for you” — BLOCKED.

O_o

I liked oomf’s tweet literally two seconds after they posted it.

If I'm butter then he's a hot knife.

listen

Trisha Paytas is bending the reincarnation cycle and at this point i believe she’s in cahoots with the universe.

my love language is noticing things no one else sees in you.

“unfollow spree” we do not care. why are you announcing it?

twitter’s been ruined for me tbh. now i just feel pressure to go viral every time i post.

I’ve never actually watched it. It just doesn’t look interesting enough to sit through.

i want the kind of love that makes me forget how much i used to overthink.

“you can come with me if you want” is the most underrated way to say “i love you and your presence.”

I just want someone to smother me with love and attention, is that too much to ask? Maybe even ruin my life a little.

"sit on my lap" oh id glue myself to your lap if I could

well well well…

nobody talks about how your 20s feel like the prologue to something but the story never starts.

you know what ⚔️

My right eye’s been twitching nonstop since morning. I think the universe is trying to tell me something and I don’t like it.