Laundry Del Rey
@moontruther34
Noided SAHM. Food forester. Whole Sign respecter. Fragrance enthusiast. We are all fools in God’s garden.
(Me after liking your tweet): that was a good one. I like that.
Thick humid salty seaweed smelling air it’s still summer but I can feel fall creeping in already
Flight attendant said he liked my “ensemble” 😇
Steaming my outfit to wear to the airport at 3am
Just opened the Target app and typed “target” into the search bar 🫡
the moon is literally dragging the oceans around and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?
Me when I go to the local mall
When you are lowkey Mexican with it
Toddler bev checks be like: Cup of water ✅ Goblet of coconut water ✅ Sippy cup of milk ✅
Why are there all of the sudden so many artipoppes on marketplace near me
Sorry to be so annoying but mercury rx really heightens the ‘you’re on a scavenger hunt with the universe’ feeling of life. Every little thing is too tedious and personal to explain but watching things pop up is such a ride
We have always been a Caspar Babypants family (son’s all time fav song is Run Baby Run) but I heard their cover of Sliver (ft Krist Novoselic!!) for the first time yesterday & it launched me back to 7th grade. Also now my son keeps asking for “grandma song” Hello grunge toddler
Been getting into burning the absolute fuck out of pancakes this week if anyone needs any tips on how to burn pancakes I highly recommend just walking away and forgetting about them
I hope they dont kick me out of Maine for having too many blue and white outfits. Being too coastal.
Saw a truly shocking picture the other day (me without make up before I started tinting my brows)
The concept of this being a Drake lyric
This bitch trying to make me mad but I take ashwagandha
If I home school I will probably have less time to be schizophrenic online (positive)