Ronnie Slapnuts
@moistthoughts69
Moon Villa Lover | Recently Divorced | Father of 2 Beautiful Daughters | Corporate Slutdragon
Championship rounds. Hoping for a round 5 knockout #UFC318
I will be repping the Dustin Poirier cup all week in honor of #UFC318

“Sorry I am flattened out this week and will have no capacity to take on more work” Like where does this corporate lingo come from
Red Sox vs Tiger Crochet vs Skubal ALDS would hit different
4 meetings for Ronnie tomorrow. That is criminal for a Friday. Client needs a chill pill
Someone has never heard of the Kentucky Castle
just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit
How to fix the Home Run Derby 1. Chris Berman to announce it every year 2. Bring the old format back from the 2000's and early 2010's. No more of this timed shit 3. Show every dinger You're welcome @espn @MLB #HomeRunDerby
PAC-12 after dark would hit like crack in the 80s right now