Muhoozi Kainerugaba Parody
@mkainerugabaa
Official Twitter Parody account of Gen.Muhoozi Kainerugaba, Chief of Defence Forces (UPDF) and SPA/SO.
@mkainerugaba when can I take his portrait picture 🫡🥰cheers to the next General of the Gen Zs
On behalf of our Chairman General @mkainerugaba and the entire PLU fraternity, I congratulate our Deputy Coordinator for Tooro Sub Region on his win as the NRM Flag bearer for LC V Kamwenge District.
Congratulations Our great district team player Karungi Kaboona. You have played your role of coordinating us well this term as our Lc5 Chairman. Hon @DaudiKabanda your PLU man/coordinator Yakitera!
The only Eternal Peace provider guide us and protect us Oh Lord in all our missions like you have always done.

UPDF troops capture CODECO stronghold in Ituri, eastern DRC. For years, the ultra-violent CODECO militia orchestrated horrific ethnic cleansing campaigns in the region with impunity, such as against the neighbouring HEMA people. The UPDF campaign code named Operation ‘Mlinzi wa…
19 Al Shabaab Militants Killed as AUSSOM Forces Repel Attack on Operating Bases kampalapost.com/content/19-al-…
We faced financial challenges last season after some sponsors pulled out for various reasons. However, we’re hopeful—Express will be stronger this season. ~Kiryowa Kiwanuka, Attorney General of Uganda
President @KagutaMuseveni has called for reforms in the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) to give Africa not less than two Permanent Seats with veto power as well as two Non-Permanent Seats in the United Nations Security Council. The call was made during the 6th Summit of…
President Museveni takes part in the Keepie Uppie challenge at Kololo during the launch of the official logo, jersey, and media channels for CHAN 2024.
Uganda’s Vice President @jessica_alupo arrived in Addis Ababa for the UN Food Systems Summit, warmly received by Ethiopian officials. Our links with Ethiopia are ancestral and unbreakable!💪 @ETEmbassyKLA
Al Shabaab's dawn attack on UPDF & SNAF bases in Sabiid-Anole, Somalia FOILED 19 militants neutralized, 13 injured, and a stash of weapons seized. AUSSOM & SNAF on high alert, pursuing fleeing terrorists. Safety assured for locals.💪


“It is a shame that Africa has allowed this criminal activity to go on, We ought to get together and do something about Libya.” _________H.E President Museveni———-

My father has demanded the withdrawal of all foreign fighters and mercenaries from Libya, saying their presence undermines Libyan sovereignty and the prospects for peace.
He was Africa’s most fearless and daring soldier when he was only 22years old.

When duty calls, niceties take a backseat. In our line of work, being nice for months is a luxury we can't afford. We focus on missions, not feelings.
The OKOA MAISHA Command Post Exercise is coming. HQ URDC in Jinja is buzzing with top brass from the military, police, and government, all geared up to test their disaster response skills. Think simulations, coordination, and saving the day. Can they respond within 72 hours?…
Jay-Z woke on the right side of the bed and his ancestors just casually laughed and paved way for your success.
The criminals we have arrested within our ranks recently are guilty of stealing over 50 billion shillings from the country! We shall decide their fate in High Command.
If Beyonce can fail the test now imagine poor you.
East African Community (EAC) shines in intra-African trade. According to the ARIA XI report, EAC's Customs Union & Single Customs Territory are driving growth. Yet, 84% of Africa's trade is outside the continent. Time to boost intra-Africa trade & leverage AfCFTA.
Congratulations Gen. Like father like son, Afande Ruhamya will be another great pillar for the security and peace of our beautiful country. God bless him.
I'm extremely happy to announce that after 31 years in God's Army, UPDF, God has blessed the House of Museveni with another soldier as of last month. Private Ruhamya Kainerugaba, may Almighty God bless him as He did me.