Mitch Feltscheer
@mitchfel
The world's greatest connoisseur/dipshit
I saw The Veronicas at a queer music festival a couple years back and they went "STAND FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING AUSTRALIAN ANTHEM" and the intro strings of Untouched hit. It felt like how I assume heroin must feel.
I truly hope Penny Wong never has a sleepful night for the rest of her life.
29 year old I was on a date with said "you don't even have any wrinkles!". Bitch I am 35 what were you expecting?? Yes I have a rigorous day and night serum routine but that's besides the point.
My landlord is selling so I have to make my apartment available twice a week for open inspections. Love renting. Love paying a $2500 month subscription to "having a shelter *conditions apply".
Is this Harry Potter TV show just gonna be a straight facsimile of the movies? Like, give Hagrid a cunty bob or something, freshen this shit up!
They're calling him The Man With The Greatest Taste In The World #Hottest100
Johnathan Bailey, I have grown quite fond of you. You may ask me out for drink.
Tried to watch that Smiling Friends show after a recommendation but sorry I am not nearly neurodivergent enough for that shit.
Do 27 year olds usually text with liberal applications of em-dashes or is this mother fucker on Hinge using ChatGPT to message me?
Chucked a ⬆️ into my Hinge profile awhile back and now have 77 likes sitting there. Sydney never beating the Bottom City allegations.
Was checking to see when this NYC mayoral shit is gonna be over and you're telling me this is just the primary? The election itself is in November? Americans can't do anything normally
Been rewatching Scrubs and as an adult I now fully understand and side with the Janitor. JD is a horrible little turd and fully deserves relentless daily torture.