Barbra Dook
@missladysalad
mother to none, mommy to zero
Eric Adams as a guest judge on RPDR: I do know about CUNT… Conspiracy charges, Upping the rent, No money for public services, Turkey trips haha New York is the Istanbul of America May the best woman win! Haha
“Mental health is so important” is a phrase some of you have clearly never uttered and that’s okay!
A teenage Italian in a tour group accidentally hit my book and closed it as he left the train. I did not look at him in anger, but I did make direct eye contact and show him the wilds of an American gayguy’s eyes in these unprecedented times. Allora… his Summer 4ever changed 😆
Andrew Cuomo just told me I should consider Botox at whole festival but that my tits have potential
A non-profit that promotes the artistic careers of pre-fascist dictators providing space, time and community because supporting less than art is easier than supporting less than supreme leaders
It’s 2040. Montana has become a RuPaul’s winners only ethnostate as promised by a lost book of the Bible found during a fracking expedition. There is no more milk and aliens have bought PepsiCo (blue Pepsi is back). Maybe love wins after all
I’m so sorry for not doing this earlier but I am now exclusively only taking political and life advice from generationally wealthy gayguy with questionable employers
What’s going on with my “twinks,” and in some cases, my “bears”?
Shoutout to the woman who just entered the dermatologist’s office by yelling “nothing like a jet2 holiday.” You will always be famous
Eating, speeding and reading. If you don’t like my driving, get OUT of this rental Hyundai Elantra
Make this dumb asshole depressed again
ICE performs an important job for our country. Any calls to abolish ICE are 💯 inappropriate and outrageous.
I slipped on a sandy court playing tennis in high school. The outside of my right knee hit the ground while my left leg mostly stayed straight and made a sound like a wooden baseball bat hitting a ball.
Sources claim Zohran Mamdani once accidentally referred to his third grade teacher as “mom”
Texas v Johnson would be a good name for a gay porn about a pent up constitutional lawyer and a firebug twink with an insatiable need to express his point of view
The United States is the kind of bitch that has no friends except some weird perverts but still insists everyone comes to her birthday party for weird fake bomb displays and processed meats