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Ao3 is back up, y'all! It's okay! It's going to be okay! I could cry from happiness!
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[Obama the sorcerer casting Teleport] uhhh let me be here
[Obama the druid] uhhh let me be deer
Can I interest anyone in a box of chicken? You can scrape off the burnt bits, probably
Annabell knows that the best way to keep your peets from running off is to hold them tight!
They literally HAVE to kill to eat because they're venomous, whereas the classic Dracula vampire needs multiple days or even weeks to drain a human of enough blood to kill them which makes sense given the physical limits of a stomach probably still apply to classic vampires
it’s so awesome that stephenie meyer’s wholesome mormon vampires are way creepier than the average dracula if you give it more than a second of thought and i don’t mean that in a “hE’s So Old and he Watches her SLeeP” way frankly that’s the least of our worries
bim wold like to ask , all hte bimboms. to join bim in gibing ur mombey's dollors to @feederofcats :3 help haley giv HAMS to more cates
Cut off 15 inches of hair to donate to Locks of Love today & got a shag cut & curtain bangs. My head feels so light!!
Just spent 30 minutes on the phone with my Mom trying to explain how to zoom into a photo on your phone. Not sure how many different ways I tried to say "put two fingers on the phone screen & then move those fingers away from each other" but it must have been over a dozen
The article on Neil Gaiman's rampant sexual predation & abuse was well written. Just when you thought you'd reached the peak of the horror, it kept getting worse. I did have to stop reading after the Child Sexual Abuse came into it for my own sanity.
All this shit coming out about Justin Baldoni really paints him as the absolute perfect Colleen Hoover protagonist: a fundamentally awful man who shouldn't be legally allowed within 20 feet of any woman.
When you have Chappell Roan & Hozier on your Spotify Wrapped top artists list, do you get some kind of gay girl award or something? Asking for myself.
Here's a really cute picture of my cat Annabell to celebrate that as of today, I have no fallopian tubes! No more birth control for me! Mira is free!
2/2 that every other casino in Vegas has simultaneously caught fire. In fact, every casino in the country has simultaneously combusted. And then everyone on the street either starts freaking the fuck out or just looks at each other like "What the fuck do we do now?"
The stock market tanking is like being in a casino in Vegas and making a bet with actual cash only to watch as the casino begins to spontaneously combust. You and all the other people in the casino run outside. As you're standing in the street, you look around you and see 1/?