jill 🫧
@milkywaymulder
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fun fact: at my old job i got this notification for my orgo chem final in the middle of work so i showed the dog i was training the grade before me because i was that terrified
I'm going to hurt myself AND others bc of this photo. im gonna cover a soap bar in vaseline and start chewing on it
streets saying david duchovny gonna be a father again… can this man’s sperm hurry up and dry up soon

listening to an audio message from your friend in public is so brave because i’ll be expecting like normal convos and all of sudden the whole store hears that my friend’s dog died
exactly 🙂↕️
I made a quiz, everybody go take it. 'What HOUSE MD character are you? (the biblically accurate version)' uquiz.com/5FHGjI
my favorite thing about the x-files is when gillian and david say fuck it, let’s write our characters kissing in the pilot or sloppy makeout in the movie, etc
i love david and gillian cuz wdym they literally made up a whole scene where mulder and scully dance and kiss
i love watching modern survivor episodes because some challenges just feel like jeff probst is actively trying to kill the players