Betty

Women make a move by thinking about you really hard.

My new daily night cap: salted cherry limeade 2 limes A bunch of mint Few dark cherries Tsp fresh grated ginger Big pinch or salt, mag, any other health additives. Muddle in very big glass. Top with a splash of cherry juice and a liter of mineral water. Sweeten of you must.

On the underwear washing debate, which I've decided to have an opinion: $150 agent provocateur panties get hand washed. $5 dollar Victoria secrets gets machine washed. Also, if you buy a matching set at any price point, get 2 panties to go with each bra.

Today, i learned all about elderflower preservation. I didn't realize you could grow them, I will be doing so someday. I'll make homade elderflower liquor, maybe elderflower honey, syrup, meade, and oil extract for bodycare.

I've noticed the Muslim ladies in the city have switched from light colors to all black. For about a week, it's all I see. I wonder why

Resettleing to tx is worth it even if im only there for 6 months because it convinced my mom to at least have a winter home there while she travels around.

Let me be your tech companies personality hire.

I just sliced half my nail off vertically while decobbing corns. Punishment for my tart attitude today. Im going to have to chop off the finger.

Summer dinner party dessert: honey corn bread with buttermilk ice cream and honey macerated strawberries and a bright strawberry "salsa" I think it would be great with almost any summer fruit. Will be at next dinner party.

Unsure of when we became a minimum required effort society but it is gross.

The job listings say “must thrive in a fast-paced environment” but what if I just do everything flawlessly but slowly? What if im a woman, not a tech bro?

Trying to date and job hunt at the same time is like trying to get adopted and married on the same day.

Most of the reason babe is the worst romantic pet name is because that what my mom calls me and my sister. Babe is what you call babies.

nothing like getting out of the shower only to be choked and slapped around by your own wet hair. Absolutely humbling, I lost a lock to the shower curtain ring and dropped my tea.

I don't need a sensitive young man I need a red blooded virile unconquerable rugged sagacious older man to lead me.

I rebrine my olives when I buy them generally and think if you're serving them to guests, they need an additional warm aromatic oily marinade. Out of the can=straight to jail Out of a jar or olive bar=highly dependent on quality.

God is obviously a romantic.

Saw a man carrying what must have been 200 bulbs of garlic like a bouquet and briefly lost my grip on reality and considered following him. I have to know what he plans to do with all that in the city.

There’s something humiliating about running errands in 90 degrees.

I try not to think about the fact that the man who babies i will someday bring into the world is probably out there dating a girl who calls him “babe”