Mike Wright

AUSTIN PSA - Sunday night, between 1–2 a.m., our widowed neighbor — an elderly cancer survivor — was robbed. They kicked in her door, stole thousands, including handmade keepsakes from her late husband. The next night she stayed up, lights on, no door, terrified. We’re DONE. 🧵

Nick Kurtz has the 20th four-homer game in MLB history! He's the first rookie to ever do it

This is the kind of stuff I think about in my downtime 😂

Framing kinda answers the question. Charger fans are asking "Hampton or Jeanty?" Patriot fans are asking "Henderson or Jeanty?" Bronco fans are asking "Harvey or Jeanty?" Giant fans are asking "Skattebo or Jeanty?" NO ONE is asking "Skattebo or Harvey?" Answer is Jeanty

I wish I had this video when I used to do 🍄

Right before they arrested him.

Bro said

Pedo protecting retard

.@JDVance

1st Day of Camp @Raiders #RaiderNation

Sure feels like the dark arts are afoot! Why no vote @SpeakerJohnson ??

Played on one leg & still made plays. All $ IN! Roll the dice, we back!

.@SpeakerJohnson, why are you running cover for an underage sex trafficking ring and pretending this is a partisan issue? MAGA voted for this.

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.   Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and…

would hate to be a winged creature flying into this room

Where are those Epstein files, you fat fuck?

For every door that closed on me, thank you!

I never would’ve guessed Jamal Adams is only 29. It feels like he’s been playing for 15 years.

Never seen a cloud like this. 😎