mike

cats are hunters with only one goal of stealing your chair as soon as you stand up

they should make a drug that gives you the same feeling as when you smell your cat

mikeisasleep

hey babe should i kill myself

type of shit your duo sends you about himself after he loses you 5 games in a row

one of my favourite pastimes is clicking on any of my girl mutuals tweets to see what the reply guys are saying today

cigarettes can tell if you are pure of heart and will not hurt you

whats the worst fumble youve ever done when talking to someone

when do these antidepressants start anti depressing bro i still wanna kill myself

just listened to poster boy maybe this 2hollis guy not so bad

who up jorting it rn

who up jorting it

nvm i get it

as a man above the age of 15 why is your pfp gojo or toji

omg

seeing the same 5 dudes under every girls post w some cat gif 💔💔💔💔💔

i love tummy tuesday and waist wednesday and midriff monday and

anyone saying “but can i request to not get a female driver” is completely missing the point and i think youre stupid

i think the fetishization of people with mental illness is wrong unless its fetishizing me because im really lonely so ill take what i can get

if this is you hit my line