Dane

Saw this and wanted to share. When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead, the pain is felt by others. It’s the same thing, when you are stupid.

There was a hair in my salad. Reminded me of you

Missing someone is a terrible feeling. Ask any sniper 🙃

Didn’t do much yesterday planning on even less today

Gaining weight is harder than it seems

Don’t be sad because icons from your childhood are dying, be sad because your time is fast approaching

My DM’s must be broke cause you are not in them

Today is my worker in service day. I’m at work but ain’t doing shit

I’ve become the red flag you hear about

Even if we gad a conversation just know I’d delete it. Please don’t ask me to reread something

Work hard play harder

So the tariffs worked. And the border is closed. Egg prices are down. Gas is less expensive. Inflation is under control. Stock market is soaring. DJT did it all in 6 months. (The US media sucks)

X should show who views your TL. A lot of you would have more free time if it did.

Never turn down a free drink

I’ll never understand why women put credit score requirements in their online dating profiles. I might be a 793 but I’ll be acting 540 if we just met.

The Truth is sometimes painful to some 😉