regan kelly
@midwestern_baby
dive bar final boss • ♎︎ ♒︎ ♈︎ • thinkin bout bill hader
it’s so sick when 22 year olds hit on me and i get to say “oh no baby, i am MUCH too old for you, but have a good night!”
currently recalling every bit of honors spanish 3 i ever learned so i can read the text messages of the girl next to me on the platform at space who’s fighting with her boyfriend
your all saints shirt may have been expensive but that doesn’t mean it’s not ugly
i’m on a bachelorette party in miami if anybody wants to send the bride drinks, i’ll post bikini pics later venmo: arianavargas
Today’s kids will never know the feeling of hitting a mint juul pod w this song in the background. Tragic
human beings really shouldn’t have wifi and we really shouldn’t be 26000ft up in the air. to do both at the same time is to spit at the feet of god.
i have
Nobody has SUCCESSFULLY done this ICONIC Nicki Minaj pose right here!
airport bartender said “we don’t have food here” like yeah good that’s the whole point, g&t please
pay no mind to the sweaty buttprint i left behind on the train