Mickys Deportation Department
@micky_crypto
aye we doing bad shit ya heard
There was these three randoms drinking in the park last night at like 4 am so I went and said hey, they gave me a beer I told them I was a famous rock climber sponsored by redbull One of them asked for a picture and posted it on instagram You can literally just lie to people
Being able to genuinely talk to people is one of the unrated abilities man Alotta people can't hold a conversation man
Counter point... You are brown
really attractive men have no personality. all they do is suck the souls out of women through sex and performatively smoke cigarettes
Owning a mimany is basically just longing racism
You won't get me today hangover Airport beers it is
I've been hungover for like a week straight
I have to spend one more minute with this rasta music in this niggers car I'll lose my mind
I'm getting absolutely drunk as fuck Sports bars are dope and tacos do alot of heavy lift for these shitholes
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha
Caitlyn_Jenner
He lost weight? Probably get some pussy now? Russians helped that nigga
Where is the world-wide outrage?
I'm still stoked on the whole mimamy collection tbh The boys really did well, still infinitely thankful for the fellas
Counter point... it looks like shit
libraries trigger MAGA because at this point most of them are too stupid to read
Heading to cancun for at least 10 days on monday Got a bungalow on the beach Keen