murph
@mickmami
certified professional sweetheart
Praying for all those affected by the tragic earthquake in Thailand and Myanmar 💔 if you can here's a little something you can do to help those in need 🙏 crisisrelief.un.org/myanmar-earthq…
kids really be screaming in public like they got credit card debt and a mortgage to pay off 😭😭
your future wife is probably gonna go out with someone else tonight unless you lock in btw
when ur having a good day but someone ur age says they're moving to a new country..
your future wife is probably waiting for you to lock in and get your shit together btw..
there's a stranger out there who still thinks about you because you were kind to them when they really needed it btw
calling a random guy "good boy" to irreversibly change the course of his life..
what are some good jobs for people with a lot of good ideas but no skills or interest in implementing them???
tomorrow isn't certain.. you need to be the little spoon TONIGHT....
why do men act so humiliated when you ask them to take a pic of you??? 😭😭
guys love talking in cardinal directions like "it's north of here" ok ... and why would I know where that is??? 😭
if you really loved her you would let her go through your phone btw..
that pretty girl you saw on the way to work probably went home and thought about you btw...
I have this rare condition that makes me want to be really nice to you..
yes babe.. ur just like Ryan Gosling can u please take the silly jacket off now???