Michael M 👽

In the 00s, I was in the world's best and most forgotten indie punk band, We Are The Physics, and I've written a whole book about what it's like to be a massive international failure. Unbelievably, it's being printed, and you can now pre-order it from @LNFGlasgow - link below.

Witness my great guitar solos LIVE 22nd June at @thehugandpint opening for @fomachete and lead sister. No refunds.

MuSic miNdSeT hint$ & tiPs 1) don't be rubbish 2) move to london

MaKe ConTeNt EvERy DAy fOr SuSTaiNaBLe VisIBILITy #success 💰

Imagine having 500 pounds!! This guy's a millionaire!

Very very specific singer songwriter from Glasgow Scotland

It me, the third song about nuclear war.

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"They're charismatic, they're tremendous live, and they've tunes that bands hundreds - nay, thousands - of times their size would kill for." Thanks millions @AliWelford & @narc_magazine for this live review of our first Sunderland show ever!

The last day of recording the new slime city album is an emotional one. youtube.com/shorts/t5ZW4V-…

I beg of you to come. This wet carpet won't unwet itself.

Surprise 🎉 In celebration of 2 years of SLIME CITY DEATH CLUB ☠️ pre-orders are now available for the Deluxe Paint III Edition, featuring 6 bonus tracks. 🗓️ 19 May 2025 🗓️ We're also releasing a very limited amount of cassette tapes featuring the album + 4 bonus tracks.

We do not have luck with rehearsal rooms.

It's day 10 of recording the new SLIME CITY album and we should probably think of a name for it.

It's day 9 (?) of recording the new SLIME CITY album and it's time to usher in the big riffs.

Hello Sunderland! We're coming to @poprecsltd on 9th May!

Nottingham City Centre, Nottingham! We're very excited to be returning to your city to play big daft songs about death etc! Join us on 11 May at @RoughTradeNotts for Rock Against Racism, Nottingham. Just turn up - no ticket required. Shoe inspections may be in operation.

I know the 'this is audible' announcement is just a recording but I swear I hear the guy's voice getting wearier every time I start a new audiobook.

I fell off a toilet door and hurt myself. The worst part being I did it during the reconstruction of it.