Matt
@mhack
We’re doing it.
I dislocated my toe today and the absolute best recommendation I can give you is that you should never dislocate your toe.
I don’t know how this happened but I have twice as many spoons as I need and half as many forks. Willing to trade if anyone’s in the opposite position. Thank you.
Hell hath no fury like a nine year old that just heard YELLOW DIAMONDS LOOK LIKE PEEPEE
Stop organizing big events that require family to travel in the summer. There’s plenty of shit for me to do in the ten weekends of summer and nothing for me to do from like November to March. Fix it.
What happened to the theme to Mad About You, why don’t we talk about it more
Taking suggestions for new hobbies that I can pick up in the summer of 2027 with all the free time I’ll have not watching baseball.
Rob Manfred is pushing for salary cap and players are skeptical, union official says dlvr.it/TLqq8w
Left the room for two minutes and the dog ate the half of the pizza I didn’t pack up. Very proud to have a loyal best friend who will fall on the sword of diarrhea for me.
The only explanation I have at this point is that I have some sort of childhood trauma related to putting away a staple gun because nobody in the world can lose one quite like me.
Bronx Giraffe steals a child Mets fan’s things That child Mets fan gets his vengeance Tale as old as time
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