MG Swizz
@mgswizzle13
Enthusiast, Dad Joke Connoisseur
There’s people, mainly on the left, celebrating the death of @HulkHogan I’ll be the first to condemn anything and everything he said, there’s no place for it, period But, using it as an excuse to just be cruel, miserable, and just as abhorrent doesn’t make your actions correct
I honestly don’t know how much longer I can be a fan of the @nyjets There literally is nothing to be a fan of This team is just cursed, and it all starts with Woody Until he’s gone forever, looks like I’m on hiatus from the @NFL
The analytics team is destroying @Yankees pitching. An over reliance on sliders is destroying UCLs. Great pitchers win with fastballs. Sliders destroy elbows, and you’re missing 3 starters now because of it. Get this whole staff out
I’m a @MrBeast fan, and dude, by all means enjoy your money, you deserve it all…making a video spending it on you and your fiancée like you did is the YouTube equivalent of smacking someone in the face with a stack of $100s Out of touch, and the opposite of why you have fans
When is an agent going to realize bad calls cost their client money in a contract negotiation and sue the umpires union for damages?
What’s really funny @RoyalCaribbean is spending so much money and effort to cater to influencers when all they want to do is take pictures pretending they are on private yachts instead of massive cruise ships…all the while neglecting the loyal customer base that made them
I was looking forward to @WWE #SummerSlam but I’m specifically not buying tickets because they are pulling this stunt with Cardi B hosting. Who has admitted to drugging and robbing men, had her entourage attack and injure bartenders, and physically attacked other artists #Nope
If you’re the @nyknicks and Nesmithbis going off like that, how do you not glue someone to him and when he goes to shoot foul him through the floor. Make him think twice about pulling up for a three like that again
Where is @PeteButtigieg now? After finding out that Newark Liberty Airport is still using technology on floppy disks for Air Traffic control, why is nobody questioning why he didn’t upgrade tech nationwide? Mayor Pete, that was the damn job
Sky high taxes, billions spent on terminal upgrades, highest flight costs in the country, and NJ let Newark Airport fly millions of passengers annually on antiquated technology This is everything wrong with liberal government
Hey @tacobell, can we stop with the bullshit of going through the drive thru and having to pull into a mobile ordering spot because the store doesn’t want to get penalized for a car taking to long? It’s a sham, it’s a farce, and they fuck up the order every time
@MLBTheShow @SonySanDiego why are these jerseys never included ??? The @yankees use them all spring training, they sell them as authentic alternates. They’ve worn them for a decade, can we actually have them in the game?!?!?
Fuck the @Yankees Fuck their lying front office Fuck Cashman Fuck Steinbrenner Fuck Trost Fuck Levine Fuck every one of those assholes who have lined their pockets with fans money while crying poverty Die hard fan for 35 years and I hope This team loses 100 games this year
If I’m @RUAthletics I’m doing everything I can to bring Jay Wright into the program. You had 2 of the top 3 NBA draft picks on your team and they were arguably worse than last season. Recruits learned that you won’t win a championship at Rutgers
Wow today from the #Democrats script Elon is wasting taxpayer money with rocket explosion 1, not how government contracts work 2, when Bezos and Musk were blowing up rockets when they were in Obama’s pocket you all were dead silent
So Gil is done Stanton is shot LeMahieu is shot Dominguez can’t field So fucking over this bullshit @Yankees roster construction year after year The season hasn’t even started and I’m already pissed off because Hal, Lon, And Randy have to play Nickelball
If I’m an @RUMensBball player, and I see Bryce Pope is messaging sorority girls on my campus, I’m making sure he’s leaving teeth on the floor of Jersey Mikes Arena