matt pell
@mfjp_
poetic lit exciting 🤲 building pro human ai stuff @absurdappstudio @lockitinai @join_papa @hitrecord founder @theburgapp
truly makes me laugh out loud, funnier if you know the original context




Those columns and steps maaaaaaaan
“We just can’t build cities like we used to” Meanwhile in Guatemala built 2003:
Next time is next time. Now is now.
Perfect Days (2023) Illustrated poster by Ti-Erh Jan.
Folks say they want friends who keep it a buck, UNTIL they keep it a buck
Having smart friends is all fine and dandy until they rob you of your joy Your day is coming @mfjp_
That’s my Uncle Donnie!! 🐐 Been so cool to watch him volunteer with @MakeAWish in his retirement and hear all the stories of the kids who were given a day that felt like magic. So cool of the @Lakers to be an organization you can be proud of in the community.
Don Pell has helped @makeawishla grant around 200 wishes as a volunteer. It all started when he saw how Kobe Bryant and the Lakers made a child's wish come true. Now, he helps use golf to raise money to help more kids! @jillpainter has the story 3pm @kcalnews
My growth strategy revealed
They’re both Jewish. And you’re Jewish. Why promote for reasons of self-dealing and race? Why is there a network of Jewish tweeters who promote each other just because they share a race? All without disclosure to readers or investors?
u wouldn’t get it
when a movie has like a 2.8 on letterboxd but is lowkey awesome
The Big Tariff stupid nice
Trying to buy one of Russillo’s beachfront condos on Yang Island, he’s hoarding like 15 of them
getting in the waymo after 3 drinks and asking the waymo how long its been waymoing
FDR's wheelchair map is happening
‘NATIONAL TREASURE 3’ is reportedly in development (via: @DanielRPK)
NGL this hilariously fantastic
Joe Mazzulla has a brilliant new business idea😂
Bro DFS agent a con artist. All that just for the 3rd and 4th year to be non guaranteed. It’s essentially a 2 year deal. Same as we gave him. Whatever. Lakers in 5.
Update: The Houston Rockets signed Dorian Finney-Smith to a four-year, $53 million deal, which is fully guaranteed the first two seasons, has a third-year non-guaranteed salary, and a fourth-year non-guaranteed salary and player option, league sources told @hoopshype.