Kafka, Esq. 🧌
@metalgearobama
We NATOized Finland
SAY IT LOUD!
New Trump-Epstein photo just dropped, this one featuring James Brown. (via NYT)
It’s so funny to watch someone who is just straight up not intimidated by Trump at all lmao he’s talking to him like a student who asked something stupid
Trump: It looks like it’s about $3.1 billion Powell: I’m not aware of that. Trump: It just came out Powell: You just added in a third building Trump: It’s a building that’s being built Powell: It was built five years ago. 🍿🍿🍿
The Fed should raise rates tomorrow
yikes -- Powell shakes his head as Trump rips into him for the cost of Fed building renovations
Every day this image becomes more real
America's new Hitler Youth. Well done everybody.
The two percent of democrats that approve are just Chuck Schumer
Six months into his second term, President Donald Trump’s job approval rating has dipped to 37%. This is the lowest rating of Trump's second term and just slightly higher than his all-time worst rating of 34% at the end of his first term.
I don’t think Eric Adams can read
I hear my opponents have travel plans…
What was Hulk Hogan even doing on the Thai-Cambodian border?
Packed up brother HH
Hulk Hogan has died at 71, TMZ reports tmz.com/2025/07/24/hul…
We respect Law Enforcement
The woman who was arrested and beaten is the director of the Kinneret summer camp. Fifty Jewish French children, aged 10 – 15, were singing Hebrew songs on the plane. The @vueling airline crew said that Israel is a terrorist state and forced the children off the aircraft; they…
All of you are just really really bad with money man lmao
eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.
Hey man what’s going on here
A Heritage to be proud of, a Homeland worth Defending. American Progress - John Gast
Don’t worry Elon will tell retail that Tesla is a a cold fusion company now next week and the stock will pop 20%
$TSLA Q2 2025 Revenue -12% *Automotive -16% *Energy Gen. & Storage -7% Gross Profit -15% *marg. 17.2% (18.0) EBIT -42% *marg. 4.1% (6.3) Adj. EBITDA -7% *marg. 15.1% (14.4) EPS -16% FCF -89%
This is what’s so insane to me about this iteration of the Trump admin: they only hired like one guy who is actually aware that Trump is a bad person and it’s dumbass JD! You need a bunch of Bill Barrs if you’re going to do this, not idiots like Kash and Dan who BELIEVED TRUMP!
"FBI Director Kash Patel has privately told other government officials that Trump’s name appeared in the files." wsj.com/politics/justi…
I remember this specific tier of moron going to school as a kid where they technically didn’t have any intellectual disabilities but were still too stupid to be put in regular classes, so when we went to Algebra they went to the Special Ed. classroom to learn ‘money skills’
We will be giving the other side the opportunity to speak on next episode
Every single member of the Israeli armed forces deserves to die. Every soldier, every medic, every bulldozer operator, every pilot, every truck driver, every cop. Every single one of them
The year is 2210. American & Chinese officials meet in Lisbon for the ceremonial "extending of the tariff deadline", celebrating the two countries' trade relationship in an annual tradition whose origins are now lost to history
Bessent says Aug. 12 China tariff deadline likely to be extended, talks planned in Stockholm cnbc.com/2025/07/22/bes…