sam 🦭

@messygirI

If god doesn’t exist, who is laughing at us?

Los Angeles, CA

Joined November 2019

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sam 🦭@messygirI · 33 m

Does anyone have any quitting vaping tips for someone who needs to have something in her mouth at all times I’m serious.

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sam 🦭@messygirI · Jul 26

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sam 🦭@messygirI · Jul 26

Having an argument. Leftover pizza for breakfast

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sam 🦭@messygirI · Jul 26

Today at dinner my grandma said “you know, many men these days are becoming gay because women are too loud” and I said “are u sure?” and she said “yes”

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sam 🦭@messygirI · Jul 22

It’s weird that no one wants to come over and watch a movie at 1:28pm on a Tuesday.

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sam 🦭@messygirI · Jul 21

AW SHIT GET YOUR TOWELS READY ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN EVERYONE IN THE PLACE HIT THE FUCKING DECK

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sam 🦭@messygirI · Jul 18

Just crashed my car and saved a dogs life #supermansummer

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sam 🦭@messygirI · Jul 15

You know what Fuck you and that apple watch

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sam 🦭@messygirI · Jul 14

Is using ur blinker like woke or something now or did half the population just forget how to drive like genuinely what the hell is going on

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sam 🦭@messygirI · Jul 13

Your future wife could be on the verge of tears in cvs

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