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You aren't going to like what I have to say.
Weapons, explosives, and flammable materials are now allowed on commercial flights as long as they're part of a passenger's personality. mentaldischarge.com/articles/cultu…
A lesser man would've clipped out the heckling idiot, but Ron DeSantis DGAF.
Sad to hear that Hulk Hogan has passed away. The Hulkster was an icon for so many of us who grew up in the 80s and 90s, and he was a Floridian through and through. RIP, Brother.
Seattle focuses on the important issues affecting its citizens by plastering billboards in a city plagued with drug-addled zombies about the dangers of looking at planes in the sky.
What do you think of this billboard? We're digging into this new push to ground the Seattle summer tradition and get the Blue Angels out of Seafair! Watch KIRO 7 News at 5:30 and 7pm.
Jerome Powell looks completely stunned when he's introduced to a piece of paper known as a receipt.
The look on Jerome Powell's face is priceless. 😂
Either UPS can travel through time or scammers are getting lazier.
I have yet to see a photo of Bryan Johnson not looking like he's got full-blown AIDS.
Hunter Biden looks better at 55 on a steady diet of ketamine and blow than Bryan Johnson looks at 47 after micro-calibrating the air in the sleep room where he logs his boners
Not gonna lie. This is way more important to me than Epstein.
🚨 JUST IN: The Trump admin has DE-REGULATED gas cans, per EPA Admin Lee Zeldin Gas cans have gotten so ridiculously complicated that there are literal TUTORIAL VIDEOS on how to use them. If you’ve ever used one, you know what I mean Old fashioned gas cans are now LEGAL again!
Stephen Colbert trashing his own bosses without a response means that even they don't watch his show.
Stephen Colbert says CBS made one mistake in its decision to cancel the Late Show: "They left me alive. And now, for the next ten months, the gloves are off." → cons.lv/IJoNmG
Can't wait to see how well this ages in a year.
More choice. More control. Women told us they wanted the option to be matched with other women—and we listened. Now, after piloting these features in dozens of countries, we're bringing Women Preferences to the US. 🙋♀️ Riders can choose a woman driver 🚘 Drivers get more…
One of these performers walked off stage because he'd rather bitch about politics instead of play music. The other literally killed himself to knock out one last show for the fans he truly loved.
